Where do you go when you need a new way to describe the same old thing? Urban Dictionary. Where can you find approximately 2,000 ridiculous euphemisms for the horizontal mambo? Urban Dictionary.
They've also got some truly funny mom-related phrases we'd like to get out there and circulating. See if you can use these in a sentence today!
a teen actor or singer's manager who is also their mother
Example: Lohan also appeared on Healthy Kids, a children's health show, along with Dina Lohan, her momager.
jeans highlighting the flat curvature of the 40+ buttocks. Similes: upside-down-heart shaped-butt. Commonly seen accompanied by front butt. Extremely high waist, and always a crappy shade of blue or black. Usually found in Kohl's or Mervyn's.
Example: "Susie, now that you've had 10 kids, lets get you into some mom jeans..."
a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before; her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed
Example: Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.
when you automatically throw your free arm across the body of the passenger in your car when you come to a quick, unexpected stop
Example: Sorry about the mom arm, I didn't realize that jack ass in front of us was stopping so quick.
wishing an older woman was your own mother
Example: Mrs. Peterson is so sweet and she always sends care packages to Henry. I think I have a mom crush on her.